How To Hookup With Hot Girls In Birmingham (Top 3 Ways RANKED!)

If you’re looking to meet girls in Birmingham (UK) then you’re in the right place. Birmingham is the UK’s second city but unfortunately, you wouldn’t think so based on the lacklustre dating scene in this West Midlands megacity.

In this article, you’re going to find out the best nightclub, pubs, online dating sites and daytime locations to meet hot Brummie girls, as well as accommodation options.

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👧Birmingham Girls: Looks And Character

OK I’m going to be honest here: girls in Birmingham that you see on a night out are scraping the bottom of the barrel. Broad Street in particular is a blasted hellscape, full of overweight pink-tutu’d hambeasts, drunkenly screaming at the top of their lungs and falling over.

Daytime approaching in Birmingham is equally dispiriting. You simply don’t see enough hot girls in Birmingham to make it worthwhile. It would seem that the demographic makeup of Birmingham has pushed all the Birmingham hot girls out of the centre and into the suburbs/ countryside.

There IS a solution which I’ve hinted at already, and that is to use online dating. There are plenty of hot girls in Birmingham, but you will hardly ever see them on a night out or in the daytime. To prove my point, here are some more hotties in Birmingham on Adult Friend Finder. These are real female user profiles:

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You’d be very hard-pressed to find hot girls like that on a night out in Birmingham, and the probability of glimpsing beauty in Birmingham in the daytime is equivalent to that of you being the lead role in the next James Bond movie.

Birmingham Girls : Summary Data

Average looks rating of Birmingham girls: 7.7 / 10
Attitude of Birmingham girls:submissive, easy come easy go.
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🕺Bars And Clubs In Birmingham

There are numerous bars and clubs clustered around the centre, conveniently located right near to the Marriot. Here’s the list:

Clubs And Pubs Birmingham

• Popworld Birmingham

Fun and happy club with disco balls and a light-up dancefloor

• The Night Owl

60s 70s and 80s music with a retro vibe

• Lab11

Hardcore warehouse club for the veteran clubber

• Pryzm Club

Huge multi-roomed club with spectacular light shows

• Spotlight

Late-night bar in Digbeth where you can dance the night away

• Snobs

One of the most famous clubs in Birmingham with a 1400 max capacity

• The Nightingale Club

Gay club with fire eaters and Go-Go dancers!

• PST

Three rooms club with a terrace and chilled out music

• Tunnel Club

Underground club for guys who take nightclubbing seriously

• Bambu

Posh club where famous people often go. Wear your best gear only!



Check out this video for a flavour of Birmingham nightlife…



Map view of the recommended clubs and bars on this list

Check out the map and you’ll notice you’re smack bang in the centre. The Mailbox is one of the highlights of Birmingham and you’re within walking distance of all the main attractions (plus it’s one of the very best locations to see Birmingham girls strolling around in the daytime (more on this later)



The Mailbox – One of the tourist attractions in Birmingham and the best area to stay

You need excellent logistics if you’re going to maximise your chances of pulling an attractive Birmingham girl. The city can be quite raucous and occasionally dangerous at night, so you need to stay in the best area, plus you want to make it as easy as possible to extract a girl from the venue back to the hotel.

The Marriot is right next to some of the premier clubs and bars in the Mailbox area so you won’t have trouble persuading a girl to come back with you in the wee hours (or indeed in the daytime!)

🏨Best Place To Stay In Birmingham

Without question the best place to stay in Birmingham is The Marriot, right in the centre of the city.

From here you can venture out around Brindley Place and visit all the bars and clubs, as well as some of the more upper-class parts of Broad Street. There are also loads of places around the Mailbox to check out some of the posh shops if you get bored of trying to meet women.

Why the Marriot Hotel at the Mailbox? Because it’s right in the centre of the city with easy access to the bars, clubs and restaurants so you can easily take a girl back if you meet her on a night out or on a date.

Second, it’s a decent quality hotel so you can be proud to bring a girl there. It gives you Brownie points.



The AC Marriot is good quality, right near the action and perfect to bring a girl home

💏Meet Girls Online In Birmingham: Pro Tip

Going to nightclubs or indeed approaching women in the daytime isn’t for everyone – plus both of those scenes have been declining in recent years. If you want to maximise your chances of meeting a sexy girl in Birmingham, you have to go online.



Before you recoil in horror at the thought of endless swiping on Tinder with zero matches, I have another solution for you: a sugar daddy site.

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There are loads of hot girls living in Birmingham on this site – I know because I have checked – and you can arrange to meet them BEFORE you even arrive in Birmingham. It’s even got a free trial if you use the link above


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☀️Meet Girls From Birmingham In The Daytime

If you’re feeling brave you could always try daygame – the art of approaching and attracting women in the daytime. This is most suitable during the summer months (May-end of September). Now if you’re staying in the centre as I recommend you have several options to approach women in the busiest parts of Birmingham with good footfall. Here are some of them:

• The Mailbox: this is where you’ll find the hot classy girls with taste!
• Broad Street: better in the evening. Hop between the bars and clubs in this guide and you’ll see girls walking around. The problem is of course that you’re unlikely to find a solo girl.
• By the New Street station, although this isn’t the prettiest part of town, it IS one of the busiest, which is exactly what you need if you want to try daygame. Best times to go at a weekend: between 2 – 7 pm.
• Victoria Square: A big open space which leads to some small parks where you can approach women sitting down.
• Selfridges in the Bullring shopping centre (and the Bullring itself): Malls and high-end stores are always good spots for daygame, but be aware they often make you feel more self-conscious (because others can hear you talking to a girl you just met)

Example Daygame Approach On An English Girl In London

So how do you do daygame? Well here’s a video of me approaching an English girl outside Knightsbridge tube station in London to whet your appetite.

Meeting Girls In Birmingham, UK: The Bottom Line

This should give you a good starting point in your quest to meet girls in Birmingham. The 2 most important factors are:

1: You must have good logistics – this is why I recommend the Marriot hotel right in the centre of the city.
2: You must choose a method to meet women that works for you. It’s not an easy thing to do for most guys.

Nightclubbing can be fun but is exhausting. Daygame is exhilarating but too nerve-wracking for most guys.

Which leaves us with online dating.



It’s worth mentioning some of the advantages of the sugar dating site I recommend:

Advantages Of Online Dating In Birmingham

• 6 times more women than men in the Birmingham area
• The majority of them are hot
• Free sign up
• Girls are looking to meet a guy – unlike Tinder (where they mostly just swipe for validation!
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It’s worth a try just to check the girls in the area – there are tons of hotties. You could even sign up BEFORE you come to Birmingham to try and line up some dates (near the Mailbox!) so that you maximise your chances.

Whatever your choice, I hope you have a great time dating girls in Birmingham. I wish you the best of luck!

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